worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

some people on this site aren’t even funny they just have funny followers who make comedic additions to their otherwise bland text posts

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dailytessa:

Tessa Thompson as Agent M in Men in Black International (2019)

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gayndam:

guys listen

mermaids would have to be dark-skinned and chubby to survive in the ocean 

water isnt a great means of protecting oneself from the sun
theyd have to be very dark if they were shallow mermaids and they didnt want to be constantly sunburnt
and they may be paler if they lived deeper in the water but theyd have to be buff and/or chubby as hell to resist the water pressure and cold of the deep sea

what im saying is pale-ass white skinny mermaids are just unrealistic

I love this tea

Fat isn’t a defense against water pressure, it’s an insulator. So the colder the water, the fatter the mermaid.

Scandinavian merfolk would be tubby, evolving more for persistence hunting in the freezing coastal waters, possibly relying more on siren-song to lull prey into effective range. The less moving the better! Gotta keep the chub on to survive the winter.

Whereas Mediterranean/Polynesian merfolk would spend their time among the fertile reefs in warmer waters, competing with other predators. They would be built for speed and agility, buff like sprinters. Darker skin would be harder to spot under the surf, and more resistant to the glaring sun.

Also: it’s not hair, it’s scillia that they use to filter plankton out of the water, and it stings like a jellyfish if you touch it.

I would imagine that merfolk come in many different colors, maybe they even have the ability to shift their skin tone to assist in hunting? I guess that depends on how intelligent your mermaids are.

Tldr; cold water mermaids would probably be chubby, warm water mermaids would look like Serna Williams.

Another thing to take into account is Deep-Sea-Gigantism. It’s not fully understood why many animal species such as the colossal squid and whales typically grow to unimaginable sizes in high-water-pressure areas, but it’s assumed that it develops as some sort of defense mechanism. This would imply that deep-sea merfolk would be a sort of Leviathan-class eldritch horror. 

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prasejeebus:

*Dangerous Woman starts playing*
Friend 1: Don’t start
Friend 2: I’m begging you
Me:

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worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

being venomous would be so fucking cool admit it

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how does it feel to be funnier than i could ever even dream of

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belikememes:

So True

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halfprincesshalfgoddess:

You: Weird flex but ok

Me, an intellectual:

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doggosource:

tase the rainbow

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theavengers:

Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth on the set of ‘Men in Black’

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coolcatgroup:

the5thyonko:

Instead of destroying the tree, Pluto sits calmly underneath it because he knows he is a gift to this world.

he is absolutely right

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2baekxing:

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

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